These will be familiar to anyone who has stepped foot in a box.
You know the people – instantly recognizable, and not in a good way. Anyone who has regularly visited a gym, and especially those who are regulars at Crossfit, will immediately be able to name someone who fits into each of these categories.
Some are just quirky enough to make it interesting, while others make you want to change gyms. And here’s a scary thought – you might be one of them! Better take a look at this article, just to double check.
Check out this hilariously accurate list of the five types of people to avoid at Crossfit:
Avoid These 5 Types of People at Your Box.
#1. The CrossSlut
The CrossSlut is characterized by her ass always hanging out of her 1 size too small Lululemon Boogie Shorts, sports bra only (even in the winter) WOD costume, and ability to let every guy in the box with a sub 3 minute Fran time Smash. Single Guys easily fall victim to the CrossSlut and are heart broken when they find out they’re the 15th guy in 6 months to have done the “20 Min AMRAP” with her. Married Men, you’re not off the hook! Much like a Black Widow, the CrossSlut can strike you as well! She’ll ask you for a spot on her squats, kick your Wife’s ass on WODs, and ensure she’s directly in front of you on Romanian Deadlift day. Be careful out there fellas!
#5. Negative Nancy / End of the World Eddy
This is the person that bitches about every workout, every coach, the size/space in the gym, their spouse, kids, work, etc.! Avoid this person like the plague! Nancy/Eddy will always be “too hurt” to do anything as RX’d and then complain that the over training from the “shitty programming” is what caused their injuries. You may hear this person speaking bad about other members/coaches/owners to you and think they trust you; you’re wrong, they talk shit about you too!
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